Monday, June 29, 2009

Love Letter

Dear Maxine, What Betty said to you are all wrong, she is a liar and jealous of you and a bitch. Never trust that kind of poo person. I love you. Love from Samantha.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Jerkasaurus

Another new t-shirt, this one was made for Elise!

This shirt is $29.00, don't forget to check out the whole range!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

I found it on the YouTubes...

A brand new t-shirt!
This one was created especially for Sir Chesterfield of Oyster Bay:


Prices have also been reduced on all t-shirts! $29.00 for stupid t-shirts, and $25.20 for really stupid t-shirts! Click here to view the whole range!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Dust Mites

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Monday, September 1, 2008

The Story of the Floss & Brain

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Square TV

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Story of the Chocolate Self-Saucing Pudding

One day several people decided to make a chocolate self-saucing pudding. They decided this after happening to see a picture of a chocolate self-saucing pudding on the side of a bus. They all agreed that the chocolate self-saucing pudding in the picture on the bus looked absolutely delicious. They went to the supermarket to gather the relevant ingredients, and then went straight home to prepare the pudding.

After several hours of preparation the chocolate self-saucing pudding arrived hot from the oven.

They all tasted it and found it to be thoroughly unsatisfying.

The Story of the Free-Range Chicken

Once there was a chicken who was too free. He enjoyed chasing worms and pecking at the dirt.

When it came time for his execution, he was confused. Was he not a "free" chicken, as advertised on the packages in supermarkets? Was he not "free" to live long and do as he pleased?

It didn't seem free at all.

So, he decided to escape. Over a series of weeks he plucked each and every bristle from the broom that was used to sweep the chicken shed. He used them to construct a ladder to climb over the farm's fence.

He was free!

Over the next few years our friend the chicken traveled the world, going from one adventure to the next. Perhaps his most glorious adventure involved him piloting a wild sea turtle under a sky filled with shooting stars.

While he lived happily for many years, his death was swift and abrupt.

He was hit by a car and died.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Board Games

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The Bad Animal Catcher

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Pocket Animations

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Toilet Snacks

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Express Speed Boat

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Aliens

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The Story of the Deadly Croissant

A person died today. They put a chocolate croissant up on the dashboard while they where driving. Something appeared in front of them. As they braked suddenly, the croissant flew back and hit them in the face, killing them. It was awfully sad.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Wonderful T-Shirts: Promo #1



Hello friends. I just finished making this wonderful video! YouTube makes it look bad, click here for higher quality Quicktime version (4.5MB)! Goodbye!

(Music performed by my friends King Armadillo!)

Monday, July 28, 2008

New T-Shirts

Hello friends. A whole bunch of new t-shirts are now available for sale, including some of my holiday friends! Also, the average price is now $33.60 (some designs are even cheaper!). Click here to see the whole range!

Here's some of my holiday friends on t-shirts:







Also, I hope you enjoyed my latest drawings! They were all created in the last two days! I've been very busy! Goodbye.

I'm Not Fat!

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Ridiculous

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The Communicator

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The Mischievious Fellow

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Internet

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The Ocean Toaster

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

From the archives...

Here's a few fellows I drew a while ago. Enjoy!


Sunday, July 20, 2008

Wonderful Products

Have you ever wanted to keep that wonderful feeling nice and close to your heart? Well now's your chance! Wonderful Drawings are now on T-Shirts!





Check them out here!

The Unfortunate Druid

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Baloons

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Thunder

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Holiday Friends

Hello friends. I just got back from a wonderful holiday. As a special treat, I have created a catalogue of all the friends I made on my trip. Enjoy!









Saturday, July 12, 2008

Free Icecream

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Buy it on a t-shirt!