Wonderful Drawings

The Box Of Things

2011-06-28T09:40:00.003+10:00

The Way Eye See It...

2011-06-28T09:40:00.001+10:00

I Iz A Snake

2011-06-28T09:39:00.000+10:00

What's Up With My Left Leg?

2011-06-28T09:37:00.000+10:00

Oh The Humanity!

2011-06-23T12:16:00.001+10:00

Occular Spectacular

2009-09-24T21:37:00.002+10:00

Why?

2009-09-24T21:37:00.001+10:00

The Self-Assured Imbicile And The Vengeful Tree

2009-09-24T21:33:00.002+10:00

The Eggs in Question

2009-09-22T19:49:00.001+10:00

My Ear Is Bleeding

2009-09-22T19:43:00.002+10:00

Announcing: DJ O

2009-09-17T22:23:00.003+10:00

Today's drawing is a very special present for the one and only very special DJ O (also known as DJ Double-O, also know as DJ Oh Skills, also know as DJ Oscar).

Edward The Bone Thief

2009-09-16T18:46:00.002+10:00

Hot Milk Shakes In My Body

2009-09-16T18:45:00.000+10:00

Wednesday is the Start of my New Life

2009-09-16T18:34:00.000+10:00

Napkin Monstors

2009-09-12T21:58:00.002+10:00

The Hopeful Bath (Electrical Fun)

2009-09-03T21:19:00.001+10:00

The Helpful Cutlerys

2009-09-03T21:12:00.000+10:00

The Existential Oven (Cooking Hell)

2009-08-25T21:49:00.001+10:00

Happily Ever After (The Will)

2009-08-25T21:48:00.002+10:00

I Ates A Crayon (Making Colours)

2009-08-25T20:17:00.001+10:00

Argumentum Ad Nauseum

2009-08-24T21:42:00.001+10:00

Conserving Water

2009-08-24T21:36:00.002+10:00

The Long Ride Home

2009-08-20T17:56:00.003+10:00

The Awkward Conversation: Episode One

2009-08-19T20:06:00.000+10:00

When The Two Sides Of The Octopus Meet...

2009-08-19T19:49:00.005+10:00

Today's colourful Wonderful Drawing was inspired by the one and the only William Montygomery. His beautiful drawings bring joy to my heart.

You Know You're Home When Someone's Quoting Temperatures From Other Places...

2009-08-18T21:58:00.001+10:00

Morning Freak Out

2009-08-18T21:33:00.003+10:00

Recycling At The Cinema

2009-08-17T21:44:00.009+10:00

I Love My Clothes To Smell Like Breads

2009-08-16T17:05:00.000+10:00

The Question: Dignity or Faculties?

2009-08-07T23:08:00.000+10:00

The Vegetable Cake

2009-08-07T12:26:00.003+10:00

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This drawing is dedicated in birthday memorandum to the one and only The Scruffian. Happy Birthday Stephie!!!

There's No Excuse For Being An Asshole

2009-08-02T10:24:00.000+10:00

The Cuddle Competition

2009-07-29T22:11:00.002+10:00

Grandama's Stories #1 (The Announcement)

2009-07-29T22:10:00.003+10:00

Tea (The Best Thing To Do)

2009-07-29T22:04:00.003+10:00

Kimchi Cooking

2009-07-25T12:17:00.002+10:00

Lessons In Logic, Example #1

2009-07-24T07:57:00.004+10:00

Two Kids on the Train:

Person 01: You're my servant. I've attached an electric shocker to your arm. If you do something wrong I'll press the button on the remote and shock you.

Person 02: Well, I'll wait 'till you're asleep and then I'll take it off and put it on you.

Person 01: You can't. It's implanted in your arm.

Person 02: I'll get it surgically removed.

Person 01: You can't, if it's moved from it's current position, it shocks you.

Person 02: What? You mean if I move my arm...

Person 01: No, no, if it's moved out of it's current position inside your arm. It detects if you're trying to remove it and it shocks you.

Person 02: Hmmmmmm... I could cut off my arm... No, no... I'll destroy the remote.

Person 01: I've got another one.

Person 02: I'll destroy that.

Person 01: I've got another one, and another one. I've got an unlimited supply. I've got a box of one thousand.

Person 02: That's not unlimited! I'll destroy the whole box!

Person 01: I'll just order more.

Person 02: Then I'll bankrupt the company that makes the remotes!

Lovely Constelations (Dancing)

2009-07-21T22:27:00.001+10:00

Dr. Dentist and the Sore Teeth

2009-07-19T11:05:00.001+10:00

Looking Fly

2009-07-19T11:03:00.001+10:00

Education Success

2009-07-19T10:58:00.003+10:00

Brainstorming

2009-07-18T21:48:00.001+10:00

Wonderful Recipes #3: Omlettski (Serves 2-6)

2009-07-16T09:56:00.005+10:00

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Ingredients:

- 8 Eggs
- Frankfurts (several)
- Milk
- Vegetable oil
- 2 tbsp Salt

Method:

1. Break eggs into bowl.
2. Add salt and a splash of milk. Whisk until frothy.
3. Grease pan with vegetable oil and bring to high heat.
4. When pan is hot, add egg mix.
5. Cut up frankfurts (in the rustic style) and drop into pan.
6. Serve in pan (best eaten with a spoon).

Wonderful Recipes #2: Fried Meat & Herbs

2009-07-16T09:50:00.003+10:00

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Ingredients:

- Meat (any cut, any animal)
- Herbs (various and anonymous)
- Butter
- Vegetables (optional)

Method:

1. Cut meat into different sized pieces.
2. Fry lots of butter in pan.
3. Fry meat on high heat (until the small pieces are dry and the big pieces are bloody).
4. Drop some herbs on it.
5. To serve, throw some wet vegetables on the side if you feel like it.

Wonderful Recipes #1: The Ungrateful Risotto (Serves Five)

2009-07-16T09:36:00.004+10:00

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Ingredients:

- 2 cups of Arborio Rice
- 1.2 litres / 5 cups of stock (chicken or vegetable)
- Approx 900g Pumpkin
- Half a garlic clove (crushed)
- Butter
- Stick of rosemary
- White wine
- Goats cheese
- Basil leaves
- Parmesan cheese (grated)

Method:

Pumpkin Puree:

1. Grate pumpkin.
2. Cook in a small pot with lid on to steam for approximately 15 minutes.
3. Blend pumpkin to a thin, smooth puree.

Risotto:

1. Melt butter in large, deep frying pan.
2. Add rice, and agitate until butter covers rice.
3. Add rosemary stick & white wine.
4. Add hot stock gradually, one ladle-full at a time. Reduce. Once reduced, add more stock.
5. Once all stock has been added and reduced (25-40 minutes), add one tbsp of butter.
6. Gradually fold through pumpkin puree and grated parmesan.
7. Garnish with goats cheese and basil leaves.

Resentment:

1. Serve, then smother with Worcestershire Sauce to eliminate any element of flavour.

Birthday Fun

2009-07-10T18:19:00.004+10:00

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This wonderful episode is dedicated in birthday memorandum to Sir Chesterfield of Oyster Bay. Happy belated birthday old boy!

Love Letter

2009-06-29T18:30:00.004+10:00

Jerkasaurus

2008-09-22T20:56:00.002+10:00

Another new t-shirt, this one was made for Elise!

This shirt is $29.00, don't forget to check out the whole range!

I found it on the YouTubes...

2008-09-21T20:26:00.012+10:00

A brand new t-shirt!
This one was created especially for Sir Chesterfield of Oyster Bay:

Dust Mites

2008-09-13T11:00:00.001+10:00

The Story of the Floss & Brain

2008-09-01T14:41:00.001+10:00

Square TV

2008-08-22T09:38:00.002+10:00

The Story of the Chocolate Self-Saucing Pudding

2008-08-06T19:31:00.003+10:00

One day several people decided to make a chocolate self-saucing pudding. They decided this after happening to see a picture of a chocolate self-saucing pudding on the side of a bus. They all agreed that the chocolate self-saucing pudding in the picture on the bus looked absolutely delicious. They went to the supermarket to gather the relevant ingredients, and then went straight home to prepare the pudding.

After several hours of preparation the chocolate self-saucing pudding arrived hot from the oven.

They all tasted it and found it to be thoroughly unsatisfying.

The Story of the Free-Range Chicken

2008-08-06T19:24:00.004+10:00

Once there was a chicken who was too free. He enjoyed chasing worms and pecking at the dirt.

When it came time for his execution, he was confused. Was he not a "free" chicken, as advertised on the packages in supermarkets? Was he not "free" to live long and do as he pleased?

It didn't seem free at all.

So, he decided to escape. Over a series of weeks he plucked each and every bristle from the broom that was used to sweep the chicken shed. He used them to construct a ladder to climb over the farm's fence.

He was free!

Over the next few years our friend the chicken traveled the world, going from one adventure to the next. Perhaps his most glorious adventure involved him piloting a wild sea turtle under a sky filled with shooting stars.

While he lived happily for many years, his death was swift and abrupt.

He was hit by a car and died.

Board Games

2008-08-03T22:13:00.001+10:00

The Bad Animal Catcher

2008-08-03T22:08:00.000+10:00

Pocket Animations

2008-08-02T12:43:00.001+10:00

Toilet Snacks

2008-08-02T12:41:00.000+10:00

Express Speed Boat

2008-08-02T12:40:00.001+10:00

Aliens

2008-08-01T16:35:00.002+10:00

The Story of the Deadly Croissant

2008-08-01T15:28:00.002+10:00

A person died today. They put a chocolate croissant up on the dashboard while they where driving. Something appeared in front of them. As they braked suddenly, the croissant flew back and hit them in the face, killing them. It was awfully sad.

Wonderful T-Shirts: Promo #1

2008-07-30T00:10:00.005+10:00

Hello friends. I just finished making this wonderful video! YouTube makes it look bad, click here for higher quality Quicktime version (4.5MB)! Goodbye!

(Music performed by my friends King Armadillo!)

I'm Not Fat!

2008-07-28T18:12:00.000+10:00

Ridiculous

2008-07-28T18:10:00.000+10:00

The Communicator

2008-07-28T18:07:00.000+10:00

The Mischievious Fellow

2008-07-28T18:05:00.000+10:00

Internet

2008-07-28T18:04:00.001+10:00

The Ocean Toaster

2008-07-28T17:59:00.002+10:00

From the archives...

2008-07-26T11:57:00.001+10:00

Here's a few fellows I drew a while ago. Enjoy!

The Unfortunate Druid

2008-07-20T21:21:00.001+10:00

Baloons

2008-07-20T21:20:00.001+10:00

Thunder

2008-07-19T22:52:00.002+10:00

Holiday Friends

2008-07-17T17:14:00.004+10:00

Hello friends. I just got back from a wonderful holiday. As a special treat, I have created a catalogue of all the friends I made on my trip. Enjoy!

Free Icecream

2008-07-12T22:42:00.006+10:00

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Drawing Attention

2008-07-12T22:41:00.002+10:00

Beneath the City

2008-07-04T17:53:00.000+10:00

I wish...

2008-07-04T17:52:00.001+10:00

Capitalism

2008-07-03T22:29:00.001+10:00

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Birthday Party at the Vampire's House

2008-07-03T21:58:00.002+10:00

About Life

2008-06-23T09:56:00.002+10:00

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The Duplication Process: Episode One

2008-06-22T11:08:00.000+10:00

The Last Trees

2008-06-18T09:33:00.003+10:00

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The Premiere: Episode One

2008-06-17T11:52:00.007+10:00

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And also here is this bonus drawing:

Hello Friends

2008-06-12T23:13:00.001+10:00

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Tax Rates

2008-06-12T23:11:00.003+10:00

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Tooth-Picks

2008-06-12T23:07:00.000+10:00

The University Series

2008-06-08T15:45:00.000+10:00

Hello friends! It is finally time for the very first exhibition of Wonderful Drawings! This series documents my final semester at university. Enjoy!

Episode Three:

Episode Five:

Episode Six:

Episode Nine:

Episode Ten:

Episode Eleven:

Episode Twelve:

Welcome

2008-05-01T19:33:00.001+10:00

Welcome friends. This is the place you will find wonderful drawings. See the magnificence.